Urnalizing

Alas. One day he will be big enough to use a urnal. In preparation for this event, I’ve done extensive research on the subject. What follows are a few directions to hopefully help him navigate that complex, highly technical piece of machinery.
1. Aim.
2. Go where you aim. Do NOT go on the floor or the […]

Feeling the earth spin

I used to be able to lie down on the grass and relax into the very center of my solar plexus and feel the earth spin. Really. My whole body would tune to the thrumming velocity of the earth twirling on its axis very fast, gravity pressing my body into the ground. Then one […]